pakar jurusan wanita~???

Oh dear, its Monday again. Eventhough my Mondays are always not as manic as some others, i am not fond of it nonetheless..

Yesterday i heard this song in the car.

Dah lama dah lagu ni on air, KRU nyanyi. And Adam (used to adore him masa AF2). But hey, i am not a diehard fan of AF ok? Watch it just for fun. The winner would always be the one who cannot sing well pun. And they always waste the talent. I thought Farah or Bob should be the winner. Whatever la korang. Hopefully AF3 would turn out better without the usual crap.

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KRU feat Adam
Terhangat di pasaran

Bilang saja berapa mata yang memandang
mengekori langkahku
Ini pun baru sahaja ku acah
lagak gaya penampilan segakku
Jangan kau buang masa melayan jejaka sekadar petah bicara
Usah rungsingkan fikiran
pilihlah aku saja
pakar jurusan wanita

Jangan ketinggalan
Tawaran yang istimewa
Kepuasan dijamin
Seratus peratus buatan Malaysia
Dapatkan segera
Sementara masih ada
Ku jantan rebutan
Yang terhangat di pasaran

Ku bisa kecapi segala mimpimu
Merealisasi semua impian hidup
Ku rasa kau sedar
Ku pilihan nyata

Tak henti-henti panggilan berderinguntuk merebut peluang bertutur
Belum kira barisan yang beraturhingga ke Singapura
menunggu janji temu
Ramai lelaki mengaku ’macho’ tapi hancur
hanya omomg kosong
Lainlah aku yang tampan, susuk tubuh menawan...
dapat kau pasti beruntung

chorus
Ooh.. Ooh.. ku tak sampai hat
iMelihat kau rugi menggigit jari
Kerana jika kau lepaskan peluang berharga
Bagai dijamu piranha aku disambar

Ayuh, lekas.. lekas.. sementara masih panas
Terimalah diriku.. gunakan tanpa was-was
Tawaran ditutup bila ku dah dicekup
Pastinya ku calon membuat kau terpegun.. ooohh
Ku bisa kecapi segala mimpimu
Merealisasi semua impian hidup
Ku rasa kau sedarKu pilihan nyata
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And here i would like to announce that this is the most gelabah song i ever heard. Haha. In other words, this guy must be too swollen with pride he would die if he is rejected. Really cannot accept this if someone use this to get a girl. Haha.

The music is OK anyway, no reason to fire me, ok you fans ? :P~